29/11/2009
Flashback....
Kai Koss har kommet tilbake til hjembyen sin fordi mora er død. Han arver huset hennes og alt det andre. Huset virker og være hjemsøkt eller forbannet, men hvem tror på sånt sant? Merkelige ting skjedde nå i alle fall. Folk ble funnet død. Myrdet i huset. Det dukker opp minner fra barndommen til Kai. Minner som han hadde prøvd å fortrenge. Og det av en grunn, en god grunn. En person fra barndommen hans dukker opp i skyggene. Er han der, eller er det bare hallusinasjoner? Værre ting begynner å skje. Å folk mistenker Kai for det. Dette kan ikke skje. Dette må stoppes.
Dette var en uhorvelig god film. Den fikk meg virkelig til å tenke på : «Hvordan ender dette?» Og jeg måtte tenke lenge og hardt under nesten 2/3 av filmen før jeg kom opp med løsningen. Og ikke for å skryte, men for å informere å opplyse dere,
jeg har sett mange tusen filmer, og har erfaring med film, god erfaring. Og med mindre du også har like god erfaring som meg eller noe samme (eller bedre) så tror jeg ikke du kommer til å tenke deg fram til løsningen. Ikke uten hint i alle fall.
Denne filmen var super. Den hadde ekstreme effekter som gjorde den skummel og skrekkingytende. Musikk som fikk deg til å tenke «Å nei, hva skjer nå?» og ekle objekter som går igjen i filmen. Klassiske lyder som gjør filmen enda litt mer ekkel-skummel, sånn som knirkende trapper og dører og lignende.
Denne filmen var bare brilliant. Storyen i den var så god, og spenningen i den så perfekt. Byggende oppover. Spenningskurven var radikal! Om jeg skal beskrive den med en setning så må det ha blitt: «Den var rotete, men på en ryddig måte»
Med den åpne slutten der, så kan jeg ikke si jeg kommer på en eneste negativ ting å si om filmen. Jeg finner bare ikke noen dårlige momenter ved den, men det er jo en god ting, er det ikke det da?
Jeg bruker vanligvis å nevne spesielle scener som var gode, men jeg kan ikke gjøre det med denne filmen. Hvorfor? Jo, fordi hele filmen var god, alle scenene var supre. Det er ingenting å pirke på. Jeg mener karakteristikken var jo ikke akkurat dårlig. Tvert imot, Joner gjorde en fantastisk jobb i rollen som den han var (må ikke røpe noe vet du.) og det var de andre å. Ikke like gode som Joner, men det var fordi Joner hadde hovedrollen og de hadde biroller. Biroller legges ikke så mye merke til som hovedroller skjønner du. Man legger ikke like mye merke til hvor bra de spiller da vet du. Så karakteristikken var perfekt. Hva med resten?
Atmosfæren var super, og det er uhorvelig viktig i en grøsserfilm.
Omgivelsene var skumle og ekle. Perfekt for en grøsserfilm. Jeg skal ikke røpe noe om omgivelsene, men det jeg mener med omgivelser er for eksempel fjell. For en
grøsserfilm har et fjell hvert ideelt om det har vært en morder løs oppå det og om det har vært en hytte eller en stor bygning for eksempel et hotell eller alpinsenter (må selvsagt være nedlagt) eller en stor og lang hule som går laaaangt innover i fjellet, og gjerne litt nedover. Og det er gjerne en snøstorm som varierer i styrke ettersom morderen nærmer seg folka på fjellet som gjerne har gått seg bort, men tilbake til filmen.
Filmen var som sagt super, den var fantastisk, den var skummel, og den fikk meg til og skvette (noe som sjelden skjer lenger), den var med andre ord eksepsjonellt bra. Den kan jeg anbefale på det sterkeste og av hele mitt hjerte.
Fakta:
Tittel: Skjult
Skuespillere med i filmen er blant annet: Kristoffer Joner, Cecilie Mosli, Anders Danielsen Lie & Bjarte Hjelmeland
Antall stjerner den får fra meg: 10/10 ********** !!!
Andres meninger:
Folket på IMDB – 6,4 / 10
Folket på Filmweb – 4,48 / 6
Adressa – 5 / 6
Aftenposten – 3 / 6
Bergenstidene -4 / 6
Dagbladet – 4 / 6
VG – 4 / 6
Dagsavisa – 5 / 6
NRK P3 – 5 / 6
Natt & Dag – 5 / 6
Side 2 – 2 / 6
Stavanger aftenblad - 5 / 6
Denne rapporten ble skrevet av Jonny «Shevy» Skjevik
Internet trouble :S
I've had some internet trouble lately, but as always with some help from my brilliant brother it now works again.....He has a magic touch with computers, I swear ^^
Yesterday I saw a Norwegian film. It was awsome, but I'm going to write this review in Noregian since it is in Noregian and it won't come out in any other countries....So, yeah, that's pretty much my update....But I'm going to see a movie today as well (at least one), so shortly I will post the Norwegian one, and late tonight (probable) I will post the other one....=)
Yesterday I saw a Norwegian film. It was awsome, but I'm going to write this review in Noregian since it is in Noregian and it won't come out in any other countries....So, yeah, that's pretty much my update....But I'm going to see a movie today as well (at least one), so shortly I will post the Norwegian one, and late tonight (probable) I will post the other one....=)
22/11/2009
Gooosfraabaaaa.......
Adam Sandler accidentally touches a stewardess and ends up getting tazered and goes to court. There he is found guilty of assault and is set to pay a 3500 dollar fee and go to 20 sessions of anger management. This goes all wrong in all kinds of ways. His “therapist” is a nutjob, the other people in the class are nutjobs as well. Among them are an ex-soldier, the basketball version of a hooligan and two lesbian pornstars.
The film was very funny. The plot here is just genius. And the characters in the film are....just.....Indescribable! The mix of different personalities and all the deception that's going on it's all good. This is the kind of comedy you can sit laid back in your couch with your girlfriend or family and watch totally relaxed on a Sunday evening or night.
With that nice plot twist in the middle of the film nobody gets surprised, but thinks “Am I supposed to be surprised by that?”.The genius in it is, that is the meaning, because of the great ending with the ginormous twist at the end. It's a good movie.
I just have to bring some scenes out in the light here.
Let's start with the first session. It is just brilliant! The introduction of the millennium! We get to know everybody's issues (to use a nice word) and we get to know their (hilarious) issues in the funniest way through some hilarious lines.
Now, the bar scene with John Tutorro (his anger ally Chuck). It is just plain hilarious! All the lines that comes out of Tutorros mouth. And the way it ended up.
And of course there were all the funny moments and lines that came out, but there is one last scene I would like to pull out of the dark. And that is the very last scene. It is so funny! I have nothing more to add to that actually.
Now, for my conclusion I say that this movie is really funny and good. And that it is to recommend.
Facts:
Title: Anger management
Starring: Adam Sandler, Kevin Nealand, Luiz Guzman, John Turtorro, Woody Harrelson, Jack Nicholson & Marisa Tomei
*s: 6.4/10
Review is written by Jonny “Shevy” Skjevik
A single mistake, and down we go...
The word has come around that someone have a heart that is so strong it survived a “Beijing Cocktail”. And once again Chevy gets heart-trouble. Actually it's more like the opposite no-heart-trouble. A rich triad leader has stolen his heart (no, he has not turned gay) and replaced it with an artificial one. And the battery on the “heart” is running empty. And Chevy is running out of time.
This was a great movie all in all. It had (very much like, but at the same time not at all like the first one) everything possible to make it good. It had Action, love, whores, catfights, barfights, whorehouses, pimps, idiots, scams, mistakes, misunderstandings, fighting, shooting and sickness at a high level, electricity, stunguns, public sex (had to have some in the sequel as well), interrigations, shotguns far up your ass, torture, nipples, elbows, sushi, vommit, flying guts, ricocheting bullets, therapy, horny therapist, shoot-out, pools, talking heads telling you to fuck off, horsebackriding, cowboyhat, Chinese guy jumping around
with panties over his head on national television, Gays, vengeance, hilarious phrases, gay biker clubs, Roman mythology (Venus), choking, fingers, killing, broken glassbottles, good characters, great lines, brilliant choreography, explicit setting, superb effects, a more or less perfect story and indirect humour.....
with panties over his head on national television, Gays, vengeance, hilarious phrases, gay biker clubs, Roman mythology (Venus), choking, fingers, killing, broken glassbottles, good characters, great lines, brilliant choreography, explicit setting, superb effects, a more or less perfect story and indirect humour.....
I liked this movie as well, but this one got a little out of hand at the end (at the last recharge from the power lines), and that kind of ruined it for me. If it hadn't been for that I would have given it at least 9 stars, but nope.
It was great duh. And I do recommend it. I got many a laugh at this one as well. And I bet my neighbors are complaining as we speak (or type).
Facts:
Title: Crank: High Voltage
Starring: Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Dwight Yoakam, Art Shu, David Carradine and Clifton Collins Jr.
*s: 6.5/10
Review written by Jonny “Shevy” Skjevik
What an Adrenalinrush!!!
Chevy is a professional hitman. Who has just done a hit someone got pissed off about. And that someone injects Chevy with a «Beijing Cocktail» and now he has 1 hour left to live.
The film was brilliant! Genius! It contained plenty of serious action, but it still made me laugh so loud my neighbors heard it. Every detail in the film is just genius! The shooting of the bird, for an example. Normally I would have found that negative. Killing an innocent bird like that, but the way it's done, I mean it's a single second of the film and nobody even notice it. It's pure brilliancy!
The movie was awesome! Because it had everything that could possibly make it better. It had action, love and romance, vengaence, public sex, carchases, shooting at a high level, choking, killing, broken glassbottles, sowingmachines, blood, secrets, surprises, mistakes, choppers, violence, different moods and atmospheres, black people with baseballbats, headbanging, good music, bad music, Arabs, Haitians, other people, flashing the whole city while standing up on a motorcycle without holding on to it, human hands, good characters, great lines, brilliant choreography, explicit setting, superb effects, a perfect story and indirect humour......Do I sound convincing???
It was:
Hilarious
Action-filled
great
superb
phenomenal
creative
shocking
multi-cultural
You want more adjectives that describe this movie???
Here's 3
Perfect, brilliant and Genius ;D
I recommend this movie with all my heart, soul, brain and everything else I have.....It got 10 out of 10 possible stars from me.......Watch it and tell me your opinion on it.
What's your favorite scene/moment in the movie???
Facts:
Title: Crank
Starring: Jason Statham, Amy Smart and Jose Pablo Cantillo
*s: 10/10
This review is written by Jonny “Shevy” Skjevik
01/11/2009
Kazakhstan, the greatest country in the world???
This movie evolves around a reporter who is given the job to go to America and learn as much about their culture, language, religion, way of living and everything else as possible and make a documentary about the journey and everything he learns and experiences along the way.
The film was very funny. It is based on racism, male-domination and other provocative subjects, but without it the film would be shit. And I think that the groups it would be provocative towards gets that it's just a movie and that it's meant in a funny and non-provocative way. Actually I think they would find the movie to be very good, like I did, because the film has a humor that most people likes and can find somewhere inside themselves. Personally, I didn't find it provocative at all, but than again I'm not in any of the many groups made fun of.
I liked the plot and all the “facts” about his home country. They're genius. The plot plays out in a way that would end up hilarious, no matter how it's played, twisted or directed, but of course, good direction and following the plot and story and making
the best of it is good too.
the best of it is good too.
I also liked the curve of the drama, the mood changes, fights, arguments, co-operation and partying. It went from one to another. Total opposites.
The film had every aspect of the everyday-life, hatred, love, mistakes, comedy, misunderstanding, drama, dreams, goals, disappointment, problems, solutions, partys, sex, drinking, driving, learning and so much more. I think it is fairly similar to our general John Does life.
The characters in the film were all perfect for the movie. No one that had a flaw, at least not any that I noticed, but than again I could have missed them when I was rolling around on the floor, laughing my ass off. I will not go on and describe ANY of them, because I don't want to change your first impression of it.
This movie was kick-ass! I have seen it 2 times before and still after the 3rd time I laughed my ass all the way off! It was hilarious and just great, simply great. And that's my impression of it, my third impression^^
All in all this movie was amazing. And for my rating I'll give it a solid 9.2 out of 10, because something was missing, I have no freaking idea what, but something was missing.
Title: Borat
Review written by Jonny “Shevy” Skjevik
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