The word has come around that someone have a heart that is so strong it survived a “Beijing Cocktail”. And once again Chevy gets heart-trouble. Actually it's more like the opposite no-heart-trouble. A rich triad leader has stolen his heart (no, he has not turned gay) and replaced it with an artificial one. And the battery on the “heart” is running empty. And Chevy is running out of time.
This was a great movie all in all. It had (very much like, but at the same time not at all like the first one) everything possible to make it good. It had Action, love, whores, catfights, barfights, whorehouses, pimps, idiots, scams, mistakes, misunderstandings, fighting, shooting and sickness at a high level, electricity, stunguns, public sex (had to have some in the sequel as well), interrigations, shotguns far up your ass, torture, nipples, elbows, sushi, vommit, flying guts, ricocheting bullets, therapy, horny therapist, shoot-out, pools, talking heads telling you to fuck off, horsebackriding, cowboyhat, Chinese guy jumping around 
I liked this movie as well, but this one got a little out of hand at the end (at the last recharge from the power lines), and that kind of ruined it for me. If it hadn't been for that I would have given it at least 9 stars, but nope.
It was great duh. And I do recommend it. I got many a laugh at this one as well. And I bet my neighbors are complaining as we speak (or type).
Facts:
Title: Crank: High Voltage
Starring: Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Dwight Yoakam, Art Shu, David Carradine and Clifton Collins Jr.
*s: 6.5/10
Review written by Jonny “Shevy” Skjevik
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