A little about me and my blog.....

Hi, I am Shevy and I will be your blogger this evening ^^

I am a now 18 year old student who's life consists of movies, books, music and friends (and school)......:-D

I have a hobby of writing reviews on every movie I see and every book I read. And I found out that I might as well share my oppinions and meanings with the world....

And so I started This Blog. I will post my reviews here, and probable some other things along the way as well, I will try and make it as good and interesting as possible (and fancy with polls and such)....

I hope you enjoy my blog and feel free to comment on anything I've posted/said/read/done or anything else for that matter, ask me questions about ANYTHING and EVERYTHING, come with requests for reviews you want, answer my polls and follow me if you'd like :-D

Enjoy :-D

08/04/2011

Chapter 2....


Chapter 2: Life

He had started to look for hope everywhere, hope for a lighthouse in the far, hope for a brighter day, in friends, people that might become friends, people that he could talk to, people that he could relate to, people who had been through the same, or worse. He had started to appreciate all the people he had in his life. He treasured them more and more, more than anything else in the world.  This tragedy had thought him that life is a gift that you should treasure and make the best of, while you still can. As fast as possible, he should learn that the greatest gift you can give is the example of your own life working. Not before he has learned that, can he be happy and go back to the same old life. Yet he shouldn’t really keep living in the past, he should move on to the future, who knows, there might be a love with a torch lighting up the way.

21/11/2010

Here it is....


TITLE



Chapter 1: Tragedy on a major scale

Once there was this man, who was not aware that he had become a man yet. And in his thought of still being a boy, a kid, a child, he lived his life as he always had, without a single concern or negative thought in this mind of his. He was 18 years old, and he had just started his senior year at high school when it all happened. It was tragic, oh so tragic. The one person he truly loved, he lost to drugs. And after the death of his mother, he hasn’t been the same. It’s like he was a totally different person. Maybe he was, who knows?
He had lost everything, every little shred of life was gone. He had no love in his life, no reason to get up in the morning, no motivation to go to school, nothing, it was all gone, gone with her and the light who brightened up his day, use to brighten up his day. Now he had lost track of time and the days seemed as dark, gloomy and quiet as the nights did. He wasn’t going to find the answer, not now or any time soon it would seem.


Chapter 2: Life


He had started to look for hope everywhere, hope for a lighthouse in the far, hope for a brighter day, in friends, people that might become friends, people that he could talk to, people that he could relate to, people who had been through the same, or worse. He had started to appreciate all the people he had in his life. He treasured them more and more, more than anything else in the world.  This tragedy had thought him that life is a gift that you should treasure and make the best of, while you still have it. As fast as possible, he should learn that the greatest gift you can give is the example of your own life working. Not before he has learned that, can he be happy and go back to the same old life. Yet he shouldn’t really keep living in the past, he should move on to the future, who knows, there might be a love with a torch lighting up the way.


Chapter 3: The unexpected was more


He was back at school again. He had showed up in class every day this week, so far anyway. Yet he was distant, absentminded. He missed his home even though he was there ten minutes ago. He missed the beauty of the red and the orange from the sunrise he used to watch from his porch every morning, even though it was freezing outside. He didn’t care. He just sat there on the deck breaking the thin layer of snow that had come down in the last half hour. That was then. Now, he was going to school, which meant he was on the bus when the sun rose majestically up, higher and higher. The waves hit the rocks hard, harder than anyone would expect them too. The unexpected was more. It was not only how hard the waves hit the rocks, but also the fortitude of the wind. In which you could see in the trees along the shore. The shore, the coastline, the seaside.


Chapter 4: The unknown


He was now back in the present time. He was sitting out on the deck, looking at the stars in the sky. The stars, the planets, everything worth looking at were looked at. He couldn’t wait until Christmas came. He had already started thinking about Christmas, and he was done decorating. The star was up in the living-room window, the three was all done, the angels were up, the little gnomes were up, the fat men in red were up, all the snowmen, all the goblins were up and all the red-nosed reindeers were up. The presents were already underneath the Christmas three. It was the 3rd of November, it was too early to even start to think about Christmas, but this was after all the very first Christmas he was going to arrange, usually his mom arranged them you know, but since she was gone, he would have to gather the family together and arrange Christmas. Anyhow, he was aware of this, so it would be Christmas this year as well. He was looking at the sunset as he use to look at the sunrise, with a glimpse in his eye, a glimpse of missing his mother. He looked at it with tears and a bit of loneliness in his eyes. And as he watched the sun fall down in the fjord and burned it up he broke down crying. Crying his eyes out he layed there in the snow just thinking: “why me?”, “Why couldn’t this have happened to someone else? Anyone else?”
He was reminiscing about moments he have had with her, with his mother. Happy moments, sad moments, good moments and bad. And then came someone, he didn’t know who it was. He hadn’t seen the person before either. It was an unknown. The person came and sat down beside him and said: “looks like you could need some company.”, he sat up, against the wall and said to the unknown: “that would be very nice. So kind of you to offer me some company. Who are you anyway?” and the person answered, with a kind and gentle voice: “Oh, I’m just a person who would like to get to know you. Why, you look so sad. What has happened?”. Like that, just like that, a friendship had been created. And like that, they sat for hours, before the person had to go, but it didn’t mind, because he had gained a friend and a better mood as well.

I am for once going to post something else.....

I have started to write a novel, and I will post the first chapters here so you can read it and give me feedback :-D


13/12/2009

The youtuber, The chastity belt & The fantasy



Tree friends who can't get laid, try to work together and give each other advice on how to approach a woman and such, but what's the point of that when none of them know shit? They couldn't get laid, not a chance in the world, until they found....THE BIBLE!!!




And now that they have some help, they try again to get laid with the woman of their dreams. Will they succeed? Will they get on Youtube? Will they be there the morning after? Will this be hilarious? Who knows, Check it out!


I thought this film was awesome! Just like the other American pies, this one was hilarious too. The plot is just brilliant! And the fact that the book is almost unreadable just makes it even better. All the mistakes they made, all the funny details and the brilliant lines. Stifler was a little too goofy in this one ( it's a new Stifler so...), but he is a Stifler indeed. I like how it ends for Stifler in this movie (since I'm from Norway and all). It was just pure brilliancy, they have done it once again.
The music in the film was really awesome!!!
The setting was good and original. I liked it a lot. And the story and the plot was just brilliant (as mentioned before) as were the characters.


I can't say I found much to complain about in this movie, but there were some minor details. Here is what I found:





  • I found Stifler to be to childish (making that noise all the time and all that, but still, it's Stifler)






  • And Stiflers friend Moose, he just didn't look real. He Looked like a cartoon figure from “Little red riding hood” or “Hoodwinked”.





I don't want to say to much about the characterization except that it is just plain hilarious, in other words extremely good! What made it good were all the distinctiveness (They were just unique). Why I don't wanna say more about them? You just have to see them for your self...


Anyways, this was a good movie. I really enjoyed it. It wasn't to predictable, but it's American pie, so your bound to see some of whats coming. It made me laugh and cry and all at the same time (think those two might be connected somehow?) It had romance, good-old characters we already know, it had comedy,comedy,comedy and more comedy and Stifler......and a moose....


I can recommend this along with all the other American Pie-movies with all my lounges (which are still tired and hurting after yesterdays movie) and heart.


For my ranking I'm giving it 7.5 / 10 stars.....


At IMDB it only has 4.8, but it just came out so it hasn't got a lot of ratings yet.





This review was written by Jonny “Shevy” Skjevik




29/11/2009

Flashback....

Kai Koss har kommet tilbake til hjembyen sin fordi mora er død. Han arver huset hennes og alt det andre. Huset virker og være hjemsøkt eller forbannet, men hvem tror på sånt sant? Merkelige ting skjedde nå i alle fall. Folk ble funnet død. Myrdet i huset. Det dukker opp minner fra barndommen til Kai. Minner som han hadde prøvd å fortrenge. Og det av en grunn, en god grunn. En person fra barndommen hans dukker opp i skyggene. Er han der, eller er det bare hallusinasjoner? Værre ting begynner å skje. Å folk mistenker Kai for det. Dette kan ikke skje. Dette må stoppes.



Dette var en uhorvelig god film. Den fikk meg virkelig til Ã¥ tenke pÃ¥ : «Hvordan ender dette?» Og jeg mÃ¥tte tenke lenge og hardt under nesten 2/3 av filmen før jeg kom opp med løsningen. Og ikke for Ã¥ skryte, men for Ã¥ informere Ã¥ opplyse dere,



jeg har sett mange tusen filmer, og har erfaring med film, god erfaring. Og med mindre du også har like god erfaring som meg eller noe samme (eller bedre) så tror jeg ikke du kommer til å tenke deg fram til løsningen. Ikke uten hint i alle fall.


Denne filmen var super. Den hadde ekstreme effekter som gjorde den skummel og skrekkingytende. Musikk som fikk deg til Ã¥ tenke «Ã… nei, hva skjer nÃ¥?» og ekle objekter som gÃ¥r igjen i filmen. Klassiske lyder som gjør filmen enda litt mer ekkel-skummel, sÃ¥nn som knirkende trapper og dører og lignende.


Denne filmen var bare brilliant. Storyen i den var sÃ¥ god, og spenningen i den sÃ¥ perfekt. Byggende oppover. Spenningskurven var radikal! Om jeg skal beskrive den med en setning sÃ¥ mÃ¥ det ha blitt: «Den var rotete, men pÃ¥ en ryddig mÃ¥te»


Med den åpne slutten der, så kan jeg ikke si jeg kommer på en eneste negativ ting å si om filmen. Jeg finner bare ikke noen dårlige momenter ved den, men det er jo en god ting, er det ikke det da?


Jeg bruker vanligvis Ã¥ nevne spesielle scener som var gode, men jeg kan ikke gjøre det med denne filmen. Hvorfor? Jo, fordi hele filmen var god, alle scenene var supre. Det er ingenting Ã¥ pirke pÃ¥. Jeg mener karakteristikken var jo ikke akkurat dÃ¥rlig. Tvert imot, Joner gjorde en fantastisk jobb i rollen som den han var (mÃ¥ ikke røpe noe vet du.) og det var de andre Ã¥. Ikke like gode som Joner, men det var fordi Joner hadde hovedrollen og de hadde biroller. Biroller legges ikke sÃ¥ mye merke til som hovedroller skjønner du. Man legger ikke like mye merke til hvor bra de spiller da vet du. SÃ¥ karakteristikken var perfekt. Hva med resten? 
 
Atmosfæren var super, og det er uhorvelig viktig i en grøsserfilm.
Omgivelsene var skumle og ekle. Perfekt for en grøsserfilm. Jeg skal ikke røpe noe om omgivelsene, men det jeg mener med omgivelser er for eksempel fjell. For en



grøsserfilm har et fjell hvert ideelt om det har vært en morder løs oppå det og om det har vært en hytte eller en stor bygning for eksempel et hotell eller alpinsenter (må selvsagt være nedlagt) eller en stor og lang hule som går laaaangt innover i fjellet, og gjerne litt nedover. Og det er gjerne en snøstorm som varierer i styrke ettersom morderen nærmer seg folka på fjellet som gjerne har gått seg bort, men tilbake til filmen.


Filmen var som sagt super, den var fantastisk, den var skummel, og den fikk meg til og skvette (noe som sjelden skjer lenger), den var med andre ord eksepsjonellt bra. Den kan jeg anbefale på det sterkeste og av hele mitt hjerte.







Fakta:


Tittel: Skjult

Skuespillere med i filmen er blant annet: Kristoffer Joner, Cecilie Mosli, Anders Danielsen Lie & Bjarte Hjelmeland

Antall stjerner den får fra meg: 10/10 ********** !!!

Andres meninger:


Folket pÃ¥ IMDB – 6,4 / 10


Folket pÃ¥ Filmweb – 4,48 / 6


Adressa – 5 / 6


Aftenposten – 3 / 6


Bergenstidene -4 / 6


Dagbladet – 4 / 6


VG – 4 / 6


Dagsavisa – 5 / 6


NRK P3 – 5 / 6


Natt & Dag – 5 / 6


Side 2 – 2 / 6

Stavanger aftenblad - 5 / 6 






Denne rapporten ble skrevet av Jonny «Shevy» Skjevik

Internet trouble :S

I've had some internet trouble lately, but as always with some help from my brilliant brother it now works again.....He has a magic touch with computers, I swear ^^

Yesterday I saw a Norwegian film. It was awsome, but I'm going to write this review in Noregian since it is in Noregian and it won't come out in any other countries....So, yeah, that's pretty much my update....But I'm going to see a movie today as well (at least one), so shortly I will post the Norwegian one, and late tonight (probable) I will post the other one....=)

22/11/2009

Gooosfraabaaaa.......



Adam Sandler accidentally touches a stewardess and ends up getting tazered and goes to court. There he is found guilty of assault and is set to pay a 3500 dollar fee and go to 20 sessions of anger management. This goes all wrong in all kinds of ways. His “therapist” is a nutjob, the other people in the class are nutjobs as well. Among them are an ex-soldier, the basketball version of a hooligan and two lesbian pornstars.


The film was very funny. The plot here is just genius. And the characters in the film are....just.....Indescribable! The mix of different personalities and all the deception that's going on it's all good. This is the kind of comedy you can sit laid back in your couch with your girlfriend or family and watch totally relaxed on a Sunday evening or night.


With that nice plot twist in the middle of the film nobody gets surprised, but thinks “Am I supposed to be surprised by that?”.The genius in it is, that is the meaning, because of the great ending with the ginormous twist at the end. It's a good movie.


I just have to bring some scenes out in the light here.
Let's start with the first session. It is just brilliant! The introduction of the millennium! We get to know everybody's issues (to use a nice word) and we get to know their (hilarious) issues in the funniest way through some hilarious lines.
Now, the bar scene with John Tutorro (his anger ally Chuck). It is just plain hilarious! All the lines that comes out of Tutorros mouth. And the way it ended up.
And of course there were all the funny moments and lines that came out, but there is one last scene I would like to pull out of the dark. And that is the very last scene. It is so funny! I have nothing more to add to that actually.







Now, for my conclusion I say that this movie is really funny and good. And that it is to recommend.


Facts:


Title: Anger management
Starring: Adam Sandler, Kevin Nealand, Luiz Guzman, John Turtorro, Woody Harrelson, Jack Nicholson & Marisa Tomei
*s: 6.4/10







Review is written by Jonny “Shevy” Skjevik

A single mistake, and down we go...




The word has come around that someone have a heart that is so strong it survived a “Beijing Cocktail”. And once again Chevy gets heart-trouble. Actually it's more like the opposite no-heart-trouble. A rich triad leader has stolen his heart (no, he has not turned gay) and replaced it with an artificial one. And the battery on the “heart” is running empty. And Chevy is running out of time.


This was a great movie all in all. It had (very much like, but at the same time not at all like the first one) everything possible to make it good. It had Action, love, whores, catfights, barfights, whorehouses, pimps, idiots, scams, mistakes, misunderstandings, fighting, shooting and sickness at a high level, electricity, stunguns, public sex (had to have some in the sequel as well), interrigations, shotguns far up your ass, torture, nipples, elbows, sushi, vommit, flying guts, ricocheting bullets, therapy, horny therapist, shoot-out, pools, talking heads telling you to fuck off, horsebackriding, cowboyhat, Chinese guy jumping around

with panties over his head on national television, Gays, vengeance, hilarious phrases, gay biker clubs, Roman mythology (Venus), choking, fingers, killing, broken glassbottles, good characters, great lines, brilliant choreography, explicit setting, superb effects, a more or less perfect story and indirect humour.....






I liked this movie as well, but this one got a little out of hand at the end (at the last recharge from the power lines), and that kind of ruined it for me. If it hadn't been for that I would have given it at least 9 stars, but nope.




It was great duh. And I do recommend it. I got many a laugh at this one as well. And I bet my neighbors are complaining as we speak (or type).











Facts:


Title: Crank: High Voltage
Starring: Jason Statham, Amy Smart, Dwight Yoakam, Art Shu, David Carradine and Clifton Collins Jr.
*s: 6.5/10







Review written by Jonny “Shevy” Skjevik

What an Adrenalinrush!!!



Chevy is a professional hitman. Who has just done a hit someone got pissed off about. And that someone injects Chevy with a «Beijing Cocktail» and now he has 1 hour left to live.



The film was brilliant! Genius! It contained plenty of serious action, but it still made me laugh so loud my neighbors heard it. Every detail in the film is just genius! The shooting of the bird, for an example. Normally I would have found that negative. Killing an innocent bird like that, but the way it's done, I mean it's a single second of the film and nobody even notice it. It's pure brilliancy!


The movie was awesome! Because it had everything that could possibly make it better. It had action, love and romance, vengaence, public sex, carchases, shooting at a high level, choking, killing, broken glassbottles, sowingmachines, blood, secrets, surprises, mistakes, choppers, violence, different moods and atmospheres, black people with baseballbats, headbanging, good music, bad music, Arabs, Haitians, other people, flashing the whole city while standing up on a motorcycle without holding on to it, human hands, good characters, great lines, brilliant choreography, explicit setting, superb effects, a perfect story and indirect humour......Do I sound convincing???





It was:




  • Hilarious




  • Action-filled




  • great




  • superb




  • phenomenal




  • creative




  • shocking




  • multi-cultural


You want more adjectives that describe this movie???
Here's 3
Perfect, brilliant and Genius ;D







I recommend this movie with all my heart, soul, brain and everything else I have.....It got 10 out of 10 possible stars from me.......Watch it and tell me your opinion on it.


What's your favorite scene/moment in the movie???

Facts:

Title: Crank
Starring: Jason Statham, Amy Smart and Jose Pablo Cantillo
*s: 10/10









This review is written by Jonny “Shevy” Skjevik